alexanderhamiltonisthebottom:

Beautiful Faces | Alia Shawkat

thebitchofbagend:

I’m almost done with my mermaid training

thebitchofbagend:

I’m almost done with my mermaid training

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

A message from Anonymous
GURL YOU ARE ALREADY DONE MERMAID TRAINING GOD DAMN YOU BEAUTIFUL SIREN LADY OF THE DEEP YOU CAN DROWN ME WHENEVER HONEY

:3 ☺️

I’m almost done with my mermaid training

I’m almost done with my mermaid training

Marvel’s Chris trifecta

Not only do I look like candy

I now smell like dessert, for I used my birthday cake body wash today.

I hope no one eats me

astrangemercy:

savannahstreethassle:

gameofthronesgroupie:

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

wait um
is that joe biden?
we need to talk about this

well damn

want joe biden
need joe biden

astrangemercy:

savannahstreethassle:

gameofthronesgroupie:

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

wait um

is that joe biden?

we need to talk about this

well damn

want joe biden

need joe biden