nebachanezar:

The real plot line of 30 Rock.

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

Sometimes I’m like I should dye my hair brown and let it grow out to my natural hair so I stop damaging it

And the rest of the time I’m like BUT I CAN HAVE IT PURPLE AND BLUE AND RED MAYBE ALL AT THE SAME TIME oh my god brown is so fucking boring why would I do that. who gives a fuck about damaged hair it’s not like people are touching it all the time

i have a problem

crownedprinceofprozac asked jim & pam or michael & holly.

detoliviabenson:

Alan Menken

the man behind the music of some of our favorite movies

unclefather:

i don’t read “uwu” as a smiley face in my head i read it as “ooo woo”

  • godric: i took your advice salazar
  • salazar: what advice
  • godric: about having giant versions of our house animals
  • salazar: oh no
  • godric: i got a 60 foot lion
  • salazar: oh no
  • godric: she's in the grounds right now
  • salazar: OH NO
  • godric: look out the window bro
  • salazar:
  • salazar: wait i dont see her
  • godric: yeah i was lion about the whole thing
  • salazar:
  • godric:
  • salazar: i cant believe i let that pun slytherin to the conversation
  • godric: ayyyyy
  • salazar: ayyyyy
  • Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I love that band.
  • Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.